Kicker Fucker Chicken Madonna Ring:
Have you ever looked at your hand while snowboarding and thought, “I'm missing something”—like a 13 carat faux diamond over-glove ring? Well, stop thinking, because the Kicker Fucker Chicken Madonna Ring can read your damn mind. When all other accessories seem blasé, and you just can't shake the feeling that your steeze is faltering, the Madonna Ring comes to the rescue with absurd, blinding bling and incomparably royal excess. Your peers will perspire with envy as your icy pimp hand catches the sun's rays and the honeys in your stable off-guard, ‘cuz the Madonna Ring is the most crucial accessory ever to hit the snow.
Bottom Line: When Joaquin Phoenix steps to your clique, leave him backhanded and bleeding courtesy of the one-and-only KFC.